abapicaltaenia

aeshir:

“Sora is a kid on an island and his island gets destroyed and then Donald and Goofy go to find him so they can find King Mickey and the villains want to open Kingdom Hearts except so does Ansem but it’s actually a guy named Xeanhort who was Ansem’s Heartless and Ansem’s NOBODY, Xemnas, is the leader of Organization XIII and Roxas is in that too and he’s Sora’s Nobody but he’s also fake(?) and Ansem is really a guy voiced by Chistopher Lee and like there’s this other guy named Master Xeanhort and he’s being fought by Ventus, Aqua, and Terra who are completely different people in the prequel game for PSP that nobody played because nobody owns a PSP and Ventus is Roxas which also means he’s Sora or some of that mumbo jumbo and WHY ARE TWEWY CHARACTERS IN THE NEW ONE WHAT IS GOING ON”

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Mitch, trying to figure out the plot to Kingdom Hearts (via aforextreme)

can this be

like

a thing

people who have never played kingdom hearts trying to explain the plot

i’d go but i almost literally nothing about it

okay, kingdom hearts II. here we go. roxas lives in this weird town that’s a hologram created by some asshole who is keeping him and his person, Sora, who he’s a nobody of, apart so they can fuse and get their power back, which is somehow revenge on Org XIII, though why he wouldn’t just mash them together without the tron world (figurative not the literal tron world later) nevermind. so there’s some Nanairi or Namine or whatever who’s also in the town who’s Kairi’s nobody but i don’t think she shows up later and she helps him get out but Diz, the tron world making asshole, tries to stop her, i think. anyways namine gets trapped somehow but roxas escapes and fuses with sora. then they look for mickey. kairi is kidnapped by org xiii to bring sora to them but namine’s still trapped in the virtual town which is still around somehow? then they travel through the virtual town and somehow get to an anti world with xiii’s headquarters but after getting mickey, then mickey meets diz who turns out to be the real ansem and wants to help them but then he dies. also sora finds out who roxas was even though he never met him and should have no memory of him and meets his old friends kairi and riku who somehow escaped and aren’t dead and there.. then they fight xemnas who is the nobody or heartless or whatever of a student of ansem’s (diz) who’s the leader of xiii now and they kill him but he makes a clone of himself but they don’t care and retire to their island then they get a letter from mickey and we can’t see it. ~the end?~

It’s like I’m playing Pokemon, except instead of Pokemon, they’re diseases. I can pack as many as I need into 1 pokeball (infectable areas on me) and there are very rare ones (malaria, tetanus) that I’d have to get another version of the game (a non-vaccinated body) to catch. There are rare ones I can catch in weird foreign lands, and extinct ones are probably still around in some temple somewhere. Gym leaders are more and more professional doctors, and if you go to a convention, you’re likely to get traded a few you didn’t expect.

The only difference is catching them all is all a status symbol in Pokemon but if I catch them all, I die!!!

https://twitter.com/#!/ImKarenForYou/status/202953324763426816

16 YEARS OLD PEOPLE

WHAT A GREAT THING

SHE HAS MULTIPLE PEOPLE SHE LEGIT WANTS TO FUCK

AWESOME

GREAT USE OF LIFE RIGHT THERE